We offer NON-ALCOHOLIC beer. Please ask our bartender for options.
Our Core Beers
Painted Porch Pilsner
- A German-style Pilsner showcasing a pleasant mouthfeel of bready-sweet malt balanced by a moderate, zesty hoppiness. Premium ingredients paired with traditional lager processes create our flagship beer.
- ABV 5.0 / IBU 31
Dusty Bronco Hazy IPA
- Juicy, smooth, and easy our hazy is structured to be drinkable and not too soft. This IPA is loaded with tropical, citrusy hop flavor and aromas of tangerine, melon, and a hint of hoppy resin.
- ABV 6.3 / IBU 31
That Tracks IPA
- Medium-bodied with an assertive yet smooth bitterness. This modern IPA seeks the middle ground between the East and West with hop flavors of citrus, fruit, and resin upon a flavorful malt backbone.
- ABV 6.3 / IBU 60
Hilco Amber
- Our riff on California Common is copper-colored, with a subtle fruitiness on top of a malt-forward medium body. Flavors of caramel, toffee, and bread crust lead the show, with floral hops singing backup.
- ABV 5.7 / IBU 32
Southern Lite Mexican-Style Lager
- Barley and corn lagered cold & slow and balanced by a touch of hops create this approachable crusher. This crisp, light lager stands on its own, but don’t feel bad about adding that slice of lime.
- ABV 3.9 / IBU 17
Texas Sun Saison
- Yeast forward flavors of pepper, clove, and lemon burst from this bright and dry Belgian ale. Unfiltered and rustic yet elegant and refreshingly drinkable.
- ABV 4.9 / IBU 30
Rotating Beers - Get them before they're gone

Gose Colored Glasses: Gose w/Calamansi
- A refreshing twist on a classic German Gose, brewed with our friends at Kinderhill Brew Lab. This low-ABV, kettle-soured wheat beer is infused with Calamansi—a zesty Filipino citrus that blends lime and tangerine flavors. Bright, salty, sour, and irresistibly thirst-quenching.
- ABV 4.1 / IBU 5
Double Barrel Delight Barrel-Aged Blended Sour Red
- For this beer we took a pale wheat beer aged on raspberries in a mixed culture wine barrel and blended it with a whiskey barrel- aged sour brown ale. The blend was then refermented on blackberry puree. Finally, we added some Hilco Amber to soften the acidity. The result is a robust and jammy Sour Red Ale, reminiscent of a Flanders Red and an Oud Bruin.
- ABV 6.5%

Guavatar Fruited IPA
- Tropical and crisp, this American IPA balances bright pink guava with a clean, citrusy hop profile. Tropical and refreshing with just the right bitterness, it’s a vibrant fusion of fruit and hops in perfect harmony
- ABV 6.2 / IBU 60

Dashboard Drummer Toasted Oat Lager
- Brewed with Blonde Roast Oats, Vienna and Biscuit malts and balanced with Comet and Mittelfrueh hops for a flavor-packed, yet crisp & easy summer lager.
- ABV 4.5 / IBU 36

Oktoberfest Marzen
- We brewed a Marzen style lager to celebrate Oktoberfest. Classic bready malt complexity and smooth drinkability from the German lager yeast. This beer is the gateway to fall.
- ABV 4.9 / IBU 19
House-Made Hard Seltzer
- Try it straight up or with one of our rotating flavors.
- ABV 6.0
Moscow Mule
- House-Made Hard Seltzer, Spiced Ginger, Lime
- ABV 5.0
Wines, Cider, and Snack Options
